Bonger Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Tiger Woods takes a vacation in Ireland. He is driving his bran new BMW 7 series sadan and decides to stop for some gas. Good old Clancy just happens to be workin the pumps that day and has never heard of the PGA let alone Tiger Woods. Top o the mornin to ya says old Clancy as Tiger steps out of his car. That sure is one beutiful car ya got there lad. Tiger says thanks and as he bends over to put the nozzle in the tank a couple of tees fall out of his top pocket onto the ground. Clancy not knowing what they are says what the hell are those things now? Tiger says those are my tees. Clancy says what are they for? Tiger says I rest my balls on them when I drive. Clancy replies Jesus H christ those guys from BMW think of fockin everything! Quick Draw "Bonger" McGraw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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