SkyPup Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Dog Haiku (Author unknown) I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dog behinds-I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy-come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot-- Sniff this and weep How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. I Hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -- no greater bliss -- Well, maybe catching rats Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad -- she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls Dig under fence -- why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. My owners' mood is Romantic- I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 So it's not just my two dogs who do that. Good find SkyPup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonar Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I think that all happened to me on Saturday Listerine gel tabs work great for the kitty nuget breath smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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