Dog Haiku

[SkyPup]

Dog Haiku (Author unknown)

I love my master;

Thus I perfume myself with

This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up

In the sunshine, happier than

You ever will be.

Today I sniffed

Many dog behinds-I celebrate

By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!

Paper boy-come to kill us all

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!

Garbage man-come to kill us all

Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and

Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot--

Sniff this and weep

How do I love thee?

The ways are numberless as

My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!

I am so ecstatic I have

Made a puddle.

I Hate my choke chain

Look, world, they strangle me! Ack

Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin

On your foot -- no greater bliss --

Well, maybe catching rats

Look in my eyes and

Deny it. No human could

Love you as much I do

The cat is not all

Bad -- she fills the litter box

With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence -- why?

Because it's there. Because it's

There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,

Now, always, and especially

When you are eating.

My owners' mood is

Romantic- I lie near their

Feet. I fart a big one.

[Blairgowrie]

So it's not just my two dogs who do that. Good find SkyPup.

[Tonar]

I think that all happened to me on Saturday Listerine gel tabs work great for the kitty nuget breath smell.