Bonger Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when A truck hit us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 lol, Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logos Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 It would even be funnier if it weren't TRUE ! Thanks Bonger mate. God save this country from the long list of politicians and send us a statesman. Logos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer57 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Ha! Hilarious. This is priceless, and like was so eloquently pointed out, totally true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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