Corrupt-a-Wish

[Logos]

http://www.bernergarde.org/images/WaysA ... er_432.jpg Granted. You are now a life long member of the Bernese Mountain Dog Lovers Club.

I wish for a maid to clean up my nasty piles of stuff in my mobile dwelling unit.

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[JensenPark]

Granted...and here she is

unfortunately, you come home drunk and get her pregnant and spend the rest of your life with her.

I wish I were a lesbian.

[GreyKnight]

Granted! Now pick a life-partner...

or

I wish... I could eat chocolate for every meal of the day.