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Dagger

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  1. Gentlemen, I'm getting some jerky montion on my X52 pro's rudder twisty axis. So I'm thinking of taking it apart and cleaning the respective sensors with Isopropyl alcohol. Do you think it will be safe? Isopropyl alcohol is used to clean electronics I think...

  2. Is anyone using nhancer? I'm asking because I can get it installed and all, but whatever modification I make with it they don't apply to the system. I make either specific profile or general modification but to no effect.

  3. Oh yeah I have Rise of Flight, the demo, and that's actually a lot of fun. Of course you need to pay extra for each plane that you want unlocked and that's kinda meh <_<

    On the other hand I've been reading on the Wings of Prey forum and it seems the game is lacking in immersion. It does look pretty though.

  4. Hi gents I was wondering if you have played/are playing the Wings of Prey game. I know you can get it on Steam. I'm curious what you think of it I don't know if I should bother buying it.

    Here's a video of it in action

  5. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

    ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

    WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

    ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

    WITNESS: My name is Susan!

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

    WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

    WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

    WITNESS: Yes . ;

    ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

    WITNESS: I forget.

    ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

    ___________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

    WITNESS: We both do.

    ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

    WITNESS: We do.

    ATTORNEY: You do?

    WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

    WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

    ____________________________________

    ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

    WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

    ____________________________ ______ _________

    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

    WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

    WITNESS: Getting laid

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

    WITNESS: Yes.

    ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

    WITNESS: None.

    ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

    WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

    ___________________________________ ______ ___

    ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

    WITNESS: By death.

    ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

    WITNESS: Take a guess.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

    WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

    ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

    WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male.

    _____ ________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

    WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

    ______________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

    WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

    ________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

    WITNESS: Oral.

    _________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

    WIT NESS : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

    ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

    WITNE SS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

    ____________________________________________

    ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

    WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

    ______________________________________

    And the best for last:

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

    WITNESS: No.

    ATT ORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

  6. Hello gents, I was hoping you would help me find a movie that a saw a small clip of on TV.

    This was an artistic movie made in the 60's I'd say and the small portion I saw had

    the testing launch of a V1 rocket. There were a bunch of scientists and officers in

    a bunker and they were all observing the launch.

  7. Hey guys do you know a software that will allow me to se up sensitivity curves for the joystick and not just for Il2.

    I need a program that will work for any generic joystick AND not specifically for Il2.

    I looked around and all i could find was this : DX Tweak 2. Unfortunately I have no ideea how to operate it.

    http://www.wingmanteam.com/latest_software/gadgets.htm#DX Tweak 2

    It's a long shot but some(most) of you have been using joysticks for along time someone might know something.

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