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Happy Birthday OB
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When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
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:wav2: happy Birthday M8 hope yours is a great one!
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Sorry Bonger but we to the south of you are already full of illegals ( about 11,000,000). Maybe we could build a bridge to Russia and just push them over there.
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When did KTM get into road bikes?
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Happy Birthday Akula, and many more.
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18 years married and two kids later She is still the best thing that has happened to me.
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Just a question about temps, my cpu is running around 36-38c and my mobo is running around 40-43c. Is this normal? I have two 80mm case fans and a stock cpu cooler. There is a heatsink on the chip on the mobo
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I fly for the glory of der Fatherland!!!!
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To funny I need some of those for my house!
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~S~ Frumps and a big welcome. As you have already seen, this is a very diverse group of people, very friendly and willing to help out a novice. Remember that drinking and flying don't mix in the real world. Thank God that its encouraged here!!
P.S. have BG send you the welcoming bottle of Scotch.
Highlander
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:)I have finaly gotten all my problems with my new computer worked out. I am looking forward to flying on sundays again!
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Well I got my new computer together and every thing was great until after about 4 hours I suddenly lost my internet connection. Now the onboard sound just failed, so I have gotten an RMA from new egg and I am sending it back for a new one.
as soon as it gets in I will be back flying with everyone.
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Kudos BG
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Same thing has happened to me . I did the same thing.. unplug the USB connector and then plug it back in
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:madpc:I am at the speedway for the Bud shootout.
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I will try to fly on sunday. I am going for a business degree. I have a few years under my belt, but I took off a few years and now my company wants to pay for the rest. I should have it finished in 18 months. On another note the discovery channel show
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I am sorry to have been away for so long. I have started going to school again and am trying to finish my degree.
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Why do blonde's put TGIF on their bras???
Tits go in front.
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Hands down the funniest show on TV ever!!
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That needs to be published for high school males to read....LOL
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I lived on a horse farm as a kid.We would jump on a horses back without a saddle or a bridle and just hang on for dear life as the horse speed across the pasture. We swam in ponds had walnut fights and jumped out of the barn a lot. I wrecked my bike jumping dirt ramps and always did it again.WE HAD FUN. We didn't need TV's (only 3 channels anyway), telephones, video games or mp3 players. We had friends and a great imagination that it. You could take off all day and as long as you were back before dark all was OK. Didn't have to worry about anything, life was great!!!
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Yes I would like to stay away from Vista........ I have heard nothig but bad things about it
TAKE DOWN the FEEDER!
in The World According to CaptJackG
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