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Wow.. looks great.
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Absolutely amazing.. thanks for posting.
Beautiful picture and a gorgeous location.
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Mines still running although I only use the throttle part as it's paired with an Evo Force.
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Take care DT.
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You could always link to the network resource from MS, Jabo.
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Here's a recent (Oct 2007) photo of me at the 2007 European Machinima Awards.
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LOL..
One of those "You rang M'Lady!" moments
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It's down to a bug in the website.
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Check your PM's Dave.
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TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused.
Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
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Bafflegab
Incomprehensible or pretentious verbiage.
Isn't the definition also an example itself? Why do lexiconographers do such silly things??
Also, why is monosyllabic such a polysyllabic word when it describes something so small???
I hate language arts....
Its for us simple folk.. or rather just me.
I hate language.. unless its some PC related.. here's another
Crapulence
Excessive indulgence, or the sickness resulting from same. or
excessive indulgence in food or drink.
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Nice project Sloan. Can't think of anything better on the mobo. The GFX is one step from the top so you shouldn't really be going wrong their either.
Only thing I think of is get a good quality brand PSU, a large case for ventilation and low latency memory and you wont be far off it.
Gonna be nice to see it develop
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You won't see a game improvement but may see a slightly more responsive PC.
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Bafflegab
Incomprehensible or pretentious verbiage.
This word hit the newspapers and public notice on 19 January 1952, the day after a plaque was presented to its inventor to mark his creation of this invaluable word. He was Milton A Smith, assistant general counsel for the US Chamber of Commerce. It was presented by Michael V DiSalle, the head of the Office of Price Stabilization, who rejoiced in the title of Price Stabilizer. (Where are people like this when you need them?)
Milton Smith coined the word in a piece he wrote for the Chamber’s weekly publication, Washington Report, which criticised the OPS for the bureaucratic language it used in one of its price orders. This was picked up by the Bellingham Herald in Washington State, which wrote an editorial about it, saying “Gobbledegook is mouth-filling, but it lacks the punch of bafflegab. The inventor of that one deserves an award.â€
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Looks like SP3 has gone final.
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A friend has asked me to see if any of you fine fellows would like to be a proud owner of an AGP x1950 Pro card.
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At the moment IE8 is just a beta and more for a web developer than mainstream usage.
I downloaded it and installed it on one of my VM installs and it looks like IE7 with an option to emulate it.
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If you are dead or in a chute then you'd be able to pan around the skies (similar to external) but you would be lock to the point and the applicable radius to back out from.
It does raise the obvious of mod/hack to the game.
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Just some info.
If you are considering updating you XP installation to SP3 then check out this page for some info.
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Go figure! Vista.
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This Virus scanner has moved up to version 8. I've recently installed it and things are working fine.
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Nice one, Chet.
I wonder if Danny is Tagert......
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And how hell did an AA gun wind up on your runway? I noticed htat in the track, but then I remembered that I had paid one of your gunners to move it onto the runway. It appears that I was foiled again.
Just saw Shades response on the issue and he has confirmed that AA on the strip is a bug.
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Now thats a paint job.
Rocketman?
in Jim's Place
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holy shit!