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Reminds me of a story in one of J Douglas Harvey's books...
A young lad aircrewman was introduced to the mess early in his flying career, and in his enthusiasm to impress his elder fellows, he over-indulged.
He was encouraged to vent his digestive tract in the bathroom, where a comrade encouraged him: "Keep puking it up until you see a brown ring, lad. Then, pick that up and swallow it again. It's your arsehole."
OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR !!! LOL
~S~ Ringless
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~S~ Kling.................FECK !!!! LMAO
~S~ Pain
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~S~ Kling, who's the bloke in the suit ? NO WAY thats you !!! LMAO
I thought the only time you wore a suit was in court !!
~S~ Painless
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~S~ Pooka M8,
I am also thinking of getting a new widescreen monitor.
Klinger has a nice Samsung 22" which looks superb.
It has come down a bit in price since he bought his and is now around £200 for the latest version.
All the specs are VERY good with a 2 ms response time etc.
All he had to do was put a little piece of script into the "conf ini" to make the picture fill the screen without an oval shaped gunsight.
My 21" flat screen monitor would then move across to the old computer to replace the 19"CRT.
Klingers 22" widescreen really is excellent to fly on M8 !!
Good luck Pook.
~S~ Painless
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~S~ Greenstreaks sir, I'm poor to , maybe we could just use the bar at JP's ?
We could get drunk before we go there and then make a glass of mineral water last for a couple of hours ! LOL
Whats the dress code JP ?
~S~ Potless
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~S~ JP,
Very nice indeed M8.
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~S~ You loony bastages,
Siobhan, my lovely red headed wife, (who has not got excess body hair, testicles or a penis BTW) ,often sits down with me and reads this forum, especially if its a funny thread .
Last night , I assume because of all the gay and butt references , she walks into the lounge with a 10 inch strap on attached, looks me in the eye and says........"is this what you want sweetie ?
What could I do
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~S~ JP,
You must have a "rouges gallery" of security cam footage , no ?? LOL
Sounds like your place should be a "listed building", not sure of the most appropriate list though
~S~ Painbless
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~S~ JP,
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~S~ Bbloke,
I just spoke to Klinger on the phone and his computer has crashed completely.
He fitted all of his new bits except the Graphics card then tried a bit of clocking.
All went black and he says he may be a bit late for tonight's flying.
He asked me to let folks know because he obviously can't get on line at the moment.
~S~ Painless
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~S~ Carlos,
great idea M8, we could call ourselves
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~S~ JP. its all very sudden isn't it !
Did you also watch the other youtube stuff showing bombs taking out US vehicles ?
Couldn't watch too much of it myself.
~S~ Painless
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~S~ BA, Okie, and Guitarman,
I was sooooo pleased to see more of you guys who are as sad as me !!!! LMAO
I made my wife look at all the pics so that she would know that I'm not the only one who has an "indoor cockpit" !!
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~S~ Fine Fellows.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU DOGZ !!!!
Its been a great year for sure, Duxford was the best weekend of the year for me !
I just wish it was possible for us ALL to get together in person for a weekend of beer and aeroplanes on a grand scale one of these fine days !!
JP M8, just how many rooms does your hotel have ?? (hint hint) LOL
Health and happiness to you guys and anyone you love !!
~S~ MichaelCainseviltwin.
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~S~ Chaps,
Excellent pics thanks for sharing !
@ Greenstreaks, You to have a beautiful Red Headed wife !!
Man you look like a tough bugger !! LOL
@ BadAim M8, you don't !!! LMAO
@ Pete, does that device above your head help keep your hair "spiky" LOL
@ Psycho, looks like you had a fantastic holiday, your body must have gone through lots of extreme heat cycles !!
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~S~JP,Nice to see someone tell it like it is !!! LMAO :)
~S~ Ribless
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~S~ not sure what its going to involve but, I'm in ! LMAO
~S~ Painless
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~S~ JP,
What a fantastic coincidence M8 !!
Did they start fighting when they were drunk ?? LOL
Kling is right , those guys all had balls the size of BG's estate !
~S~ Painless
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~S~ Chaps,
Dam good information all of it ! (nice table SkyPup)
Bucky M8, yup thats what "Dirty" is alright , "Clean" being gear up/flaps up.
The "clean" stall speed gets faster the higher you go until it matches the maximum possible forward speed of the aircraft.
This is by definition the planes "ceiling"
This maximum forward/level speed,(usually quoted @ sea level), gets slower as you go over a certain altitude.
This is because the engine likes "thick" air LOL
Thus , on a graph drawn with clean stall speed , max forward speed, and altitude, you end up with a flight "Envelope"
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~S~ Delta, nice post M8, you just about covered everything
oldtimer sir, you raised the only other thing I would add M8 !! Excellent LOL
"Dirty" stall speed is very important to know for each aircraft type.
As you know it's the minimum speed at which the bloody thing will fly so its useful for both take off and landing.
Equally important for a trouble free take off is knowing at what speed the tail wheel will lift with the trim settings you have selected.
This is even more important when you have your tailwheel locked because being locked, the tailwheel will not allow all of the yaw movement due to the Torque and "P" factor until the moment it lifts off the ground !
At this point if you have too much rudder input then the resultant snap yaw will induce pitch change and may result in a bent prop or worse !
The way to counter this is to watch your speed and ease off on your rudder input just before the tail wheel lifts..... easy ! LOL
Hope thats useful .
~S~ Painless
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~S~ Psycho M8, impressive work my man !!
I , like many of the chaps,have a vested interest in X52 longevity and troubleshooting.
Thanks for the excellent pics.
About time you bit the bullet and flew with pedals isn't it M8 LOL
~S~ Painless
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~S~ JP,
just goes to show that womankind's claim that men are nothing more than overgrown children who love their toys is utter bollocks !!! LMAO
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~S~ Pete M8 !!
Have a very merry time sir
I'll make you a deal....I'll have Botox treatment for my rubbery face if you have a hair style that cannot be used as a helicopter landing pad !!! LMAO
Have fun.
~S~ Charmless
Thought for today.
in Jim's Place
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OBJECTION !!!
~S~ Speechless