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  1. ~S~ JP M8,

    "We had a great time talking about old SEOW's against those scum in GIAP, griping about paying taxes to BG, comparing "I luv Painless" tatoos (Squawk's is on his butt...eww)."

    They say the placing of a tatoo is chosen from the heart !! LMAO

    Very amusing post Kelly, top man.

    ~S~ Painless

  2. ~S~ Chaps,

    Just wondered if anyone was able to join Sid and myself for about an hours flying at 6 pm BST this evening to fly a couple of missions I need to record to make some classroom screenies .

    Only need 3 of us so first one to post (if anyone does LOL ) is up.

    DDz TS.

    Thanks, :) ~S~ Painless

  3. ~S~ Mr Vicious,

    Yep, fully intend being there.

    However, in preparation for next years event:

    Painless, make a note of who you intend sharing a room with and stick it somewhere obvious, like the inside of your eyelid...

    Jabo, stick the money for a round behind the bar then we won't have to worry about not being there when it's bought...

    Friar, try to be more aware of childish words and their ability to send otherwise grown men into fits of laughter and give them the the urge to run outside in an uncontrolled state when the the childish definition is not recognised...nb. 'smeg' is not just a make of oven

    Gec, come better prepared and remember that £2 will NOT buy you a chair that will allow you to sit on it for longer than 2 minutes...

    Vila, be prepared to buy me lots of beer if you want further instalments of my ex, or buy my book 'How to survive living with a Banshee - Sid's story'...

    Crash, be yourself as you are the only constant...

    Knight, remember to bring some device that cancels out the effect of the beer goggles (wince, lucky escape there mate)...

    Sged, aim to be less surprised by the antics performed by the Englishman once let loose from day to day routines and allowed uncontrolled access to beer, fags etc...

    OT, please look after me more...

    Cheerzen

    How dare you insinuate that I forget things Simon !

    Superb post Sid ! :roflmao:

    PS: isn't a "Smeg" a smegging fridge ??

    ~S~ Faultless xx

  4. ~S~ Snacko,

    World's Shortest Fairy Tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and flew flight simulators every night, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

    The End

    I have that exact same poem on a plaque hanging over our bed ! ...........NOT LOL

    ~S~ Gutless

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