Okay, now you are BEGGING for people to tease you with a straight line like that!!
"Oh, I think your colon is bigger than that, BG!"
"And like this aircraft, your colon has had it's share of men traipsing through it!"
"When that man said he was going to give you colonoscopy with his cell-phone BG, I think the fact that his office was in the back of a Starbucks should have been your SECOND clue that he was lying."
Etc.
DT