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If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00.

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00

today.

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned

in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best

current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

It is called the

401-Keg Plan

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