Beebop-RIP Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 A woman wakes up one day to find a gorilla in her backyard tree. Puzzled about what to do she finally consults a phone book and finds a gorilla removal servcice. She places the call and after telling the man who answers what the problem is he asks, "Well, is it a male or female gorrila?" "Male." she replies. "Oh, good", he says, "We can handle that. I'll be right over." 1/2 hour later he shows up. As he gets out of his truck he pulls out a five foot aluminium pole, a pair of handcuffs, a 12 guage shotgun and has a chihuahua tagging after him. They get to the backyard and the womans asks, "What is all this stuff for?" "You see", he begins, "I'm going to climb the tree with this pole and poke at the gorilla until he falls to the ground. Then the chihuahua will run over to the gorilla and bite his privates. When he reaches down to cover his privates with his hands you can slip the handcuffs on him and then I'll take him away." "OK", she says, "But what is the shotgun for?" "Oh", he says, "If I fall out of the tree first, shoot the chihuahua." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Beebop-RIP Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 **in an Elvis voice** "Thank ya, thank ya vera mush" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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