Bonger Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Pirate & the Sailor A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eye patch. The sailor asks 'So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?' The pirate replies 'We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.' 'Wow!' said the sailor. 'What about your hook'? 'Well', replied the pirate, 'We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other pirates with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.' 'Incredible!' remarked the sailor. 'How did you get the eye patch'? 'A seagull crapped in me eye.', replied the pirate. 'You lost your eye to bit of gull crap?' the sailor asked . 'Well', said the pirate, 'it was my first day with the hook.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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