Why I gave up surfing

[Highlander]

For many years I have enjoyed surfing, but in the last few years it has become unsafe to be in the water at my home beach. Just click on the picture and you will understand

http://www.wftv.com/news/16846313/detail.html

New Smyrna Beach has become the shark bite capital of the world!

[Blairgowrie]

That's how Painless lost his.