THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

#. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.

#. Ask to push the button for other people, but push the wrong one.

#. Ask, "Did you feel that?" and grab the side rail (if there is one)

#. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

#. When the doors close, announce "It's okay, they open again!"

#. Swat at flies that don't exist.

#. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

#. Tell people that you can see their aura.

#. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

#. Drop a pen and wait until someone picks it up, then yell "ITS MINE!"

#. Ask someone on a date then when they reply say "I'm on the phone while pointing to earpiece"