Potty Humor?

[Bonger]

Potty Humor?

I was barely sitting down in an airport bathroom when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person said:

'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I said:

'Uhhh, like you, I'm just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him:

'No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions'