Bonger Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 After being married for 44 years, a husband took a careful look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." His wife being a very reasonable woman told him to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crises Bonger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer57 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Now you know why Im not enslaved, er, uh, I mean married at my age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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