CaptJackG Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 A husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. Wife: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' Husband: 'Definitely not!' Wife: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' Husband: 'Of course I do.' Wife: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' Husband: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' Wife: 'You would? (With a hurt look) Husband: Groans Wife: 'Would you live in our house?' Husband: 'Sure. It's a great house.' Wife: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' Husband: 'Where else would we sleep?' Wife: 'Would you let her drive my car?' Husband: 'Probably. It is almost new.' Wife: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' Husband: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' Wife: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' Husband: 'No... I'm sure she'd want her own.' Wife: 'Would you take her golfing with you?' Husband: 'Yes. Those are always good times.' Wife: 'Would she use my clubs?' Husband: 'No. She's left-handed.' Wife: - silence Husband: ' . . . No no. I mean I don't know. Quote
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