A Not So Merry "twelve Days Of Christmas"

[Kira]

 

Good, but the real point is

 

 

Don't much like these guys, but they get the point. By day 12, you have:

 

12 pear trees and partridges

22 turtle doves

30 French Hens

36 calling birds

40 gold rings

42 geese (plus hatchlings)

42 swans

40 Maids and cows

36 Drummers drumming

30 Pipers piping

22 Lords a Leaping

12 Maidens dancing

 

Now I don't know about you, but this doesn't sound much like an act of love.  More like absolute blinding hatred!