How Can You Tell That Somoeone is a Real Redneck?

[Akula]

Because the familly tree doesn't fork.

[Guest DD_Merdog]

Or if he goes to family reuions to meet women!

[Guest DD_Merdog]

Or if he has mowwed his lawn and found a car!

[Guest DD_Merdog]

Or if his idea of foreplay is "wake up sis! Im ready!"

[Guest DD_Merdog]

And PS I am from Georgia but Im not from that part of the South! LOL