"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:
I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around,
probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home.
I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology.
It won't happen again."
The man, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom
and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text:
"Damn! I really should use spell check! That should be "wifi".. Sorry!!