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  6. I are confuse

    in Gamers Hell

    Posted

    Oh and since this topic is brought up while I'm doing a clean install of the game myself:

    Does UI 1.1 also have 4.09b in it? I remember it is in the 352nd mod pack, but I'm not sure about the UI 1.1 though...

  19. Who says mechanics don't have humour?

    in The World According to CaptJackG

    Posted

    Some really used quotes.

    I've got a slight feeling I've already read these on this forum. But if it isn't the case I wanted to share them with you.

    Here we go:

    P = The problem logged by the pilot.

    S = The solution logged by the mechanic.

    P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

    S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

    P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

    S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

    P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.

    S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.

    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.

    S: Live bugs on backorder.

    P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent.

    S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

    S: Evidence removed.

    P: DME volume unbelievably loud.

    S: DME volume set to more believable level.

    P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

    S: That's what they're there for!

    P: Transponder inoperative.

    S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

    P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.

    S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn.

    P: Suspected crack in windscreen.

    S: Suspect you're right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.

    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny.

    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Radar hums.

    S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.

    S: Cat installed.

    P: Radio switches stick

    S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

    P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up

    S: Company accountant deplaned

    P: Funny smell in cockpit

    S: Pilot told to change cologne

    P: Aircraft 2,400 lbs over max weight

    S: Aircraft put on diet of 92 octane

    P: #3 engine knocks at idle

    S: #3 engine let in for a few beers

    P: #3 engine runs like it's sick

    S: #3 engine diagnosed with hangover

    P: Brakes howl on application

    S: Don't step on 'em so hard!

    P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig

    S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

    P: Whole aircraft smells like BBQ

    S: Ground Checks OK

    P: First class cabin floor has a squeak

    S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore

    P: Electrical governor is broke

    S: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy "The Fish" Galvano

    I've taken them from http://www.skygod.com/quotes/flyingjokes.html

  24. Need video card suggestions

    in Hardware Hell

    Posted

    Why wouldn't you be a great fan of ATI? They seem to beat Nvidia right now. And from my experience the image you get is better also. But it is true ATI is less mediatized.

    Anyway, I don't know much about it. I'm sure someone else will jump in and give you a good answer. I seems to me there are some really computer skilled people over here in the DDz.

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