Mr. Clark

Hi fellas , yes I got the e-mail , I have been rather busy of late . I must have missed or forgotten the flight dates and times . I am usually only available for any length of time in the evenings , ie. after 6:30 PM est . Sometimes available on weekends but since I have an other/better? half , I am sometimes busy .

Three men ; an Englishman , a Frenchman and an American are caught by a tribe of pygmies in deepest , darkest Africa . They are taken to the chief who explains that they have been trespassing on sacred tribal burial grounds and that there are 2 punishments for this crime , Death or "Bongo Bongo" . He goes to te Englishman and asks him which he will take , and the Englishman , thinking that death sounds very final choses "Bongo Bongo" . The chief shouts out, "Bongo Bongo" , and all the men in the tribe grab the Englishman and tie him face first to a tree and screw him . After releasing the man , the chief turns to the Frenchman who , since he doesn't want to die and since he is French after all chooses "Bongo Bongo" . After they are done with him , the chief turns to the American , who says , " I can't stand the thought of you bastards doing that to me",