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From A First Aid Training Test..Each Candidate had to Answer

The Meaning of A Medical Term or Word here's A Few Answers!

Artery=The Study of Painting

Bacteria=Back Door to Cafeteria

Benign=What You be After You be Eight

Caesarean Section=A Neighbourhood in Rome

Catscan=Searching for Kitty

Cauterize=Made Eye Contact with Her

Colic=A Sheep Dog

Coma=A Punctuation Mark

Dilate=To Live Long

Enema=Not A Friend

Fester=Quicker than Someone else

Fibula=A Small Lie

Impotent=Distinguished or Well Known

Labour Pain=Getting Injured at Work

Medical Staff=A Doctors Cane

Morbid=A Higher Offer

Nitrates=Cheaper Than Day Rates

Node=I Knew It

Outpatients=A Person Who has Fainted

Pelvis=Second Cousin to Elvis

Post Operative=A Letter Carrier

Recovery Room=A Place to do Upholstery

Rectum=Nearly Killed Someone

Secretion=Hiding Someone

Seizure=Roman Emperor

Tablet=A Small Table

Terminal Illness=Getting Sick at The Airport

Tumour=One Plus One More

Urine=Opposite of Your Out

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