1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted October 14, 2006 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted October 14, 2006 Beware of the Guide Dog "We will not have him put down. Lucky is basically a damn good guide dog," Ernst Gerber, a dog trainer from Wuppertal told reporters. "He just needs a little brush-up on some elementary skills, that's all." Gerber admitted to the press conference that Lucky, a German shepherd guide-dog for the blind, had so far been responsible for the deaths of all four of his previous owners. "I admit it's not an impressive record on paper. He led his first owner in front of a bus, and the second off the end of a pier. He actually pushed his third owner off a railway platform just as the Cologne to Frankfurt express was approaching and he walked his fourth owner into heavy traffic, before abandoning him and running away to safety. But,apart from epileptic fits, he has a lovely temperament. And guide dogs are difficult to train these days." Asked if Lucky's fifth owner would be told about his previous record, Gerber replied: "No. It would make them nervous, and would make Lucky nervous. And when Lucky gets nervous he's liable to do something silly." Based on an unoriginal email.....from: Cached Google Page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 LMAO.. mans best friend uh?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted October 15, 2006 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted October 15, 2006 I once had a really funny idea to start a new charity which trained blind dogs for the deaf. the dog would be trained to bark when they heard a noise, the only trouble is the dog would not be able to find the owner to let them know, and the owner would not be able to hear the dog barking. i still get the giggles picturing the scene....or perhaps its just me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted October 15, 2006 Author 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted October 15, 2006 Ahh but the blind dog would be able to find the owner, using it's sense of smell. Especially if the owner smelt of shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsenal Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 .. Soft serve ice cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 I once had a really funny idea to start a new charity which trained blind dogs for the deaf. the dog would be trained to bark when they heard a noise, the only trouble is the dog would not be able to find the owner to let them know, and the owner would not be able to hear the dog barking. i still get the giggles picturing the scene....or perhaps its just me.. You are a sick, sick (but funny!) man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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