1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted February 9, 2006 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted February 9, 2006 It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beebop-RIP Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 I too chose the bucklet. :shock: I'd like a room with a view please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 You must be having a busy day at work Rog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloan Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 You must be having a busy day at work Rog! Work? What the heck is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted February 9, 2006 Author 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted February 9, 2006 Work? What the heck is that? Dunno, must be difficult to do with this long sleeved white coat I have on, hands are warm though Yup, I too chose the bucket :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quazi Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Hell, I thought about using the spoon. GEESH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Yeah. Bucket for me too. :oops: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I would shatter the teacup, use a shard to slit open Director's belly and sever a length of intestine. I'd use the spoon to clean out the tube of intestine into the bucket. I'd then use the length of intestine as a siphon to empty out the bathtub. :shock: Did I pass the test :?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Well...... it's certainly a novel approach. I would recommend that the DDs let you go "point" from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 All that was missing for a complete answer were fava beans and a nice chianti. :wink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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