JensenPark Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 Banker, landowner, farmer, forester, ad nauseum... I'm starting to think this is BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 I heard that BG once had an awkward moment. He then clubbed it to death with a tree limb and left it's corpse hanging from a tree as an example to his servants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 Under BG's beard is not a chin. It's another wallet. BG has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room. BG's organ donation card, also lists his wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted June 5, 2010 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted June 5, 2010 ~S~ JP, I'm sure I once heard BG say "I don't always drink beer....but when I do I get gas " ~S~ Ribless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 When BG orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back. BG's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 BG doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 BG speaks fluent French, in Russian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 if BG's blood smells like cologne - it must be Old Spice . . . .!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekn36qfsi74 ps: I've heard rumour that this ad was filmed in one continuous take on BG's estate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh my you guys are funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted June 9, 2010 Author Share Posted June 9, 2010 BG once buried a time capsule full of things that haven’t happened yet He is so interesting, he lives vicariously through himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snacko Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 BG once won the Texas hold ‘em World Championship while playing Baccarat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 BG is often questioned by the police; not because he's done something wrong, but because he owns them too and they just need to know what the hell to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 He is so interesting, he lives vicariously through himself. Personal favourite. Actually did laugh out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted June 17, 2010 Author Share Posted June 17, 2010 Hey, it's Angus! The most interesting lawyer in the world. His briefs are so interesting, he once started his own underwear line. He is the only lawyer to successfully sue Chuck Norris. He is...the most interesting lawyer in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Hey Kelly! Whazzup? Couldn't help but think that snow in Edmonton in June was karmic retribution for all those times you said you were going golfing in February - Some day I'll be able to fly again with you guys... I'm just waiting for the barnyard animals to fly and the seventh level of hell to freeze... oh, wait a minute, Edmonton DID just freeze... fine, I'm waiting for the 8th and 9th levels of hell to freeze. Angus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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