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Why you never question a drunk


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Why you never question a drunk

This woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt

to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as

she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,

the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she

was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she

was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the

belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the

selections that could have tipped off the drunk to

her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,

you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on

earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." 

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