BBloke Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Son: "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?" Dad: (After much thought) "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for 1 million, then go and ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million and then analyse the answers." Son: "Mum, would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million." Mum: "Well, I wouldn't want Dad to know but I would find such an opportunity irresistible." Son: "Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million." Sis: "You bet, I wouldn't miss out on that!" Son: "Dad, I asked Mum and Sis those questions as you suggested." Dad: "Well Son, did it help you work out the difference between potential and reality?" Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of slappers!" Dad: "That's my boy - you learn fast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Son: "Dad, what's the difference between potential and reality?" Dad: (After much thought) "Go ask your Mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for 1 million, then go and ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million and then analyse the answers." Son: "Mum, would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million." Mum: "Well, I wouldn't want Dad to know but I would find such an opportunity irresistible." Son: "Sis, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million." Sis: "You bet, I wouldn't miss out on that!" Son: "Dad, I asked Mum and Sis those questions as you suggested." Dad: "Well Son, did it help you work out the difference between potential and reality?" Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of slappers!" Dad: "That's my boy - you learn fast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted October 10, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Shit, my missus said she wouldn't need to be paid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted October 10, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Shit, my missus said she wouldn't need to be paid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Insert you new end of line statement! Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of ________!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Insert you new end of line statement! Son: "I think so. Potentially we're sitting on 2 million, in reality we're living with a couple of ________!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_sparrow Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Salute: Not a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_sparrow Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Salute: Not a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol) There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol) There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol) There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs..... Depends: who has to wear the coconuts and grass skirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 now here's a scary thought....(and by the way Painless talks of his M8's at the firehall, he may be the one to do it....lol) There are probably a few of you who wouyld sleep with either of those guys for a millions dollars yourselfs..... Depends: who has to wear the coconuts and grass skirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logos Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 LOL!!! Now that was really funny. I guess it's free for all laugh fest here tonight. I am enjoying myself immensely. Thanks Bbloke. Logos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logos Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 LOL!!! Now that was really funny. I guess it's free for all laugh fest here tonight. I am enjoying myself immensely. Thanks Bbloke. Logos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonar Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 a millions would cover my therapy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonar Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 a millions would cover my therapy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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