Squawk Posted July 28, 2015 Report Share Posted July 28, 2015 The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Lone Ranger nudges Tonto awake and says, "Hey Tonto, look towards the sky, what do you see?" Tonto replies, "I see millions of stars." "And what does that tell you?" asked the Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?" The lone ranger sighs and says, "Tonto you idiot, someone has stolen our tent." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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