Joke

[B16Enk]

Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick

packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the

picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Les Give me the

bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it."

Mick gets worried, he turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Alan didn't bring it.

So they're stuck ten miles from home

without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for it, but he

refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that

they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving,

but a promise is a promise.

Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a

promise.

Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each,

and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........

"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING!"

[Arsenal]

Good Joke!

P.S. We need more smilie options, and also, I love boobies

[K9Admin]

Good Joke!

P.S. We need more smilie options, and also, I love boobies

:violent2:

Boobies you'll have seek out for yourself :drunken: as I don't want a :blackeye:

Sigh. Thought that was too easy, bloody things got corrupted so re-trying an install of new smilies.

[Arsenal]

Sigh. Thought that was too easy, bloody things got corrupted so re-trying an install of new smilies.