World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and flew flight simulators every night, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
The End