Hi boys:
My name is Mrs. Psycho.
My loving husband Jim normally doesn't let others see me, but he's on his meds and in his little padded room so I thought I'd pay a visit and show you my goods.
Little Jimmy is so jealous, he never, ever lets me meet any of his friends. He is very jealous of other men oggling me.
I think Jim never wants me to meet his friends because he is afraid one of you will steal me away from him.
Silly Jim. I'll NEVER leave him.