Tonar

Arthur - That is the culvert under my driveway next to the main road. I can't afford water.

The spot was not finished in the photo. Although there is a small slope for runoff. I often think about BG when I am on my land. I was always envious of his ponds.

I am excited as I have finally broke ground on my 5.5 acres for the cabin. I now have a culvert, gravel drive and a flat spot.

I know, I know, !!!!!!

Thanks FT

Tolwyn, I didn't say complicated. I said chore My PC/game time is valuable these days and I don't feel like spending it on re configuring something that is currently workable. It creates the chance of me screwing up what I do have and spending more time trying to fix it. I was looking for 1 line of magic code to stick in a folder.

Communications between Traffic Control Tower and aircraft pilots: Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" ________________________________ Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" ________________________________ From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm f...ing bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!" Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!" ________________________________ O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound." United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight." ________________________________ A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked: "What was your last known position?" Student: "When I was number one for takeoff." ________________________________ A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport." ________________________________ There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked". Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach." ________________________________ A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!" ________________________________ Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?" BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers." ________________________________ One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one." ________________________________ The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206. Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt , Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, and I didn't land." ________________________________ While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the U.S. Air crew, screaming: " U.S. Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!!" Continuing her rage to the embarrased crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of U.S. Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Got it. Bullet points help me thanks. I will work on this another time. Now it is easier just to point Hyperlobby to my 4.13 install when I need it then mucking with the JSGME. I was hoping it was much less of a chore. Thanks for the info

Hey Tolwyn, In English, How do I get 4.13 to be select able in the JSGME? Thanks for stepping it down to my level.

Does anyone here know how to do it?

Dogz , I fly Hyper lobby a bit (I still love you guys but I need a quick fix sometimes) and some of the servers are running 4.13. But for me to join I have to re configure my HL to point to 4.13. Pain in the Is there a way to be able to select 4.13 in the JSGME list?

I want a "shut the fuck up" button on my Facebook page!!

Same here

The sound a A-10 makes is call freedom farts.

Ahh, The dangerous Shart ! My son just experienced his first. He was so sad

Really Cool http://www.christies.com/spitfire/interactive/index.html

Exactly !!

Sweper - Eat more paint LOL !!!!

I stumbled upon this and though I would post it for some fun. This was posted by JP on the UBIzoo forums BlairGowrie: Stop referring to pee breaks as “GowrieLeaks” JensenPark: When visiting strip bars, stop using BG’s name to get free lap dances FruitBat: More batty, less fruity Snacko: Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom. Painless: Stop making Apple-tinis with my IPhone. Crash: smell less bacony Rattler: End my eight year affair with former Charlie's Angel Cheryl Ladd APHill: no longer offer free prostate exams in night clubs. Start charging. Friar: Work up the courage to wear my dreadlock toupee in public Doubletap: Go into the bathroom I sealed off five years ago, see if the big bug is gone Arthur: Stop telling my school class to “hit the showers”…because I don’t teach Gym. Gec: I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. Zooly: I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. Tonar: Stop asking wife if she wants to see my exploding Tonar cartridge. Tribunus: No more disgusting sheep sex. Now, where are those camels? Pooka: Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing. Perfesser: Stop asking other DD’s to be my “Touch buddy” Cold_Gambler: Order glasses from LensCrafters minutes before we set clocks ahead in the Spring, sue them for not having glasses ready in an hour. BadAim: To conserve water, let kids use real guns instead of water pistols. Brando: Have applause sign installed in my bedroom Ritter-Cuda: Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush. B16Enk: I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks! Fireman: At least once a week, break a law I’ve never broken before. Jediteo: Work my way through all the known STD’s by dating a Kardashian sister. GreyKnight: Find perfect joke to open with at Academy Awards Sid: Convince wife that doing it while in game and on TS is just the same as joining the “mile high club” SkyPup: Convince networks to carry your new reality TV show “Dancing with my groin” Squawk: Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy. Oh who am I kidding, if it looks like candy -- it's candy. Trout: Stop calling Andy Rooney at 3:00 AM for relationship advice Bucky: Convert to Islam so I can move to Jenniferanistan Largie: When explaining mission briefs, stop answering every question with, "Don't go there, girlfriend!" Smash: change hair style to match Donald Trump’s. Beebop: Combine my love of bass fishing and exercise into new sport: Bassercize Fool Trottel: concentrate on the missions instead of telling everyone what animals I see in the new cloud mods. Jabo: Convince girlfriend to try my new Christmas drink: Jabonog ZeusCat: Check on Eggos buried in backyard; see if "waffle tree" has grown yet. Artie: stop referring to intimate acts with my wife as “logging into the client server” Capt Jack: No more submitting my flight plans on lounge napkins Erco: Four Words: Mrs. Hanna Montana Erco Streaks: Stop dressing up in weird costumes and referring to myself as “Mr. Gaga” Guitarman: Learn a new instrument. Change name to Xylophoneman. MadTrooper: No more joining Justin Beiber look-a-like contests Oldtimer: Correct that annoying typo in my Metallica tattoo Strider: Stop trying to convince Dr. Kevorkian to make house calls to the in-laws. Sweper: Eat more paint. Sulky: Get to my perfect weight for my height…by growing two feet taller. Can_Goose: Get back to my true love, cabaret Kimosabi: Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store TOAD: stop telling people if they lick me they can get high. I’m not a real Toad. FastDad: Cut back to 3 Rob Roys before flying. Shadrach: Cut back to 6 Rob Roys after the show. BluBear: Convince Olympic Committee to add “Vanilla Ice Dancing” as a sport. Fenrir: Achieve lifetime goal of appearing on “The View” Delta7: stop asking strangers if they would like to see my “mission briefs” Funflak: Turn in Uzi for shiny new bicycle Dino: Stop dressing up as airport security in order to get in free gropes Logos: come back! All is forgiven! Mayhem: stop insisting the Civil War was fought between Jack Daniel and Jim Beam Pappy: Stop trying to get through airport security with coins in his underwear so that he can be groped. Rox: Only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable

Sweet

Psycho !!!! Where have you gone !!! That Polish girl must have married him.

I remember him! Does he still work here? Happy Birthday JP no matter which politician you are hanging out with. ~S~

I am pretty sure my eyes are not even 4K

I saw this a while back and it is very impressive. It really shows the chain of life and how generations before us screwed it all up. Now if we can just removed to 200 years worth of dams they stuck everywhere in the US.

Howdy Surly, Hope you have had your shots.