Damn, the monstrous creature is still alive.
Could you just imagine the kind of traffic this site would receive if all of the Zoo realized that the grass is much greener on k9squadrons? Do they realize that here they could post softcore porn, screenshots, and in-game help all in one thread and with no negative consequences?
Oh well, it's not our fault that they prefer a zoo to a gentleman's club, albeit a zoo with a magical mustachioed Russian that can fix all problems with the right amount of user complaints and delta wood.