Comedy? Comedy? (rising inflection on the second "comedy") I was being entirely serious. I may have to pull out my church card on you lot, as I am an actual bishop (well, elder, but the Greek word can be translated both ways) so watch it!
Brother Frior, I believe we have been slandered. What's the usual penance for such as young Mick over there in the corner of the pub, under that overturned table, sucking the alcohol out of used bar rags?