...What a bunch of shameless, kill-stealing weasels the AI are.
SCENE - SKIES OVER FINLAND 1942
ME: "Uh, red 3, no need to shoot that guy..."
RED 3 AI :"RIGHT! I will shoot him."
ME : "NO! You don't need to shoot him, he's going down."
RED 3 AI : "He's still flying..."
ME : "His engine's dead. I saw his prop stop turning..."
RED 3 AI : "He's trying to get away!"
ME : "What part of dead engine do you not..."
RED 3 AI : "He'll glide over the border."
ME: "We're 30km in, he won't..."
RED 4 : "I see a Mig trying to sneak away. I'm going in!"
ME and RED 3: "NO! That's my kill!"
ME : "Shut up, RED 3!"
RED 4 : "Looks like he shut his engine off so he can sneak away..."
ME : "HE DID NOT TURN HIS ENGINE OFF."
RED 3 : "Yeah, I just disabled it."
ME : "You did NOT $^% disable it."
RED 5 : "Hey, anyone going after this Mig I am shooting right now??"
ME, RED 3 and 4 : "YES!"
RED 5 : "What? Oh, look, I got him flaming...and BOOM! Down he goes! I'm an ace!"
ME : "MOTHER-*%&$&!"