JensenPark

Hey guys: anyone know how to get these to display in alphabetical order? I'm talking about the programs that display when you hit "start", then "display programs". I asked BG, and he said to do what he would do "buy Microsoft and have them fix it". I don't have BG's unending wealth, so I thought I'd try the cheap way and ask you kind folks.

BG, having missed a hole in one by a few inches, returns to the hole in question. Determined not to miss again, he makes a slight adjustmentment to the hole.

Hope it wasn't the Chaplain. We all know what kind of crackpot he is.

I don't want to hear another "Arrr, matey" for at least another year. My kids have been practicing now for three days My nine year old will go on for another week at least :roll: I bet you your nine year old will trade you no pirate talk in exchange for no more corny "check you six" jabber from you.

Well, you can achieve the same thing with the ship by really forcing down the rate of fire. The other problem is that you can't raise the AAA above sea level, so you can't place it on the deck. keeping the carriers and decks above sea level was a real problem for the blues wasn't it.

Great pic...how the heck did you get it to come down to you?

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books 1. The Cat in the Blender 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. My Colon Can Moo-Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 11. Are You My Proctologist? 12. Yentl the Lentil 13. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket 14. Aunts in My Pants 16. Oh, the Places You'll scratch and Sniff! 17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 18. The Grinch's Ten Inches

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon,the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair,crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?" The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'." >

I love that "psycho catches Doubletaps bombs" ...priceless

LOL...great shots guys. I guess that was Psycho taking off just after we died together... Revenge upon revenge upon revenge.

we killed off two more carriers in round two. Think Glenn and DT each finished one off - in the SBDs. Funny, I had absolutely no stutters at all - no lag, nothing. One of the funniest things I saw (apart from shooting down Psycho and having his explosion kill me) was watching a Val trying to land on a dead carrier that was full of flames and bomb blasts on its deck. I was up flying to the next carrier and see this Val make a nice approach...then boom! Blue - 1 pilot.

taking off from Midway Trying to team up with Sunflower for a strike Psycho-San heads to war and spots Sunflower - or a dot that turns out to be sunflower Psycho-San climbs for the kill SF does a beautiful wing over - but Psycho follows...and gets a great shot in Valiant hero Sunflower dies. HH and DD squaddies immediately start sending condolences to Mrs. Sunflower - by asking her out on a date. Evil Psycho-San immediately moves to another kill...Guitarman - without ammo - comes to JP's aid and tries to scare off Psycho. Unfortunatley Psycho is on a different TS server and doesn't hear the ammo-liss Guitarman yell out "rat atatatatatatat". Chase is on I dive to escape but the bugger won't leave I worry not - I have Charleton Heston as a rear gunner skin. He of the NRA will not let me down. I pull up, he goes under Aggh...getting close. Kill him Heston, dammit! Heston is kind enough to listen...Psycho gets a little close and is shot down. (that splash is him - he dies an anonymous death - simply as "team blue - one pilot has been killed) Psycho gets last laugh though as explodes upward and blows me up...instant revenge! Well thought out. LOL.

Well done DT once again. Great briefing...great missions. PS: well done Red! (again)

I think BG saw Mrs Psycho - that is what set off his difficulties. Doctor: "Well Mr. BG, it appears your heart condition was brought about by eyeing some fat, ugly chick. Please wait at least 2 weeks before checking the DD forum again".

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I fear a coming murder/vendicide situation coming up.

actually it kinda goes: "hand me a beer. That's some imagery I coulda done without. Hand me another beer".

yup!

Hi guys: Just so everyone knows - the e-mail I sent that had BG's address IS home address - not the hospital. I got alot of responses saying they wouldn't send a card as it would arrive at the hospital too late. Well - not to worry - mail away. It is his home. Thanks all. Now for the majority of you: back to your drinking For the minority (you know who you are) back to your sheep Psycho: back to...well never mind. Never go back to that.

Way back in the 1850’s, a young lawyer moves to a frontier town from the big city. Right away he notices a lack of women. He also notices all the men folk in the bar have a sheep with them. He asks the bartender why all the men in town always have a sheep with them. Bartender at the local saloon tells him that all the men have sheep, as there are no women-folk. No whorehouse in town either. Being 1850, there were no gays. So sheep or nothing. Bartender sees the shocked look on his face and tells him he’ll come around to that way of thinking eventually. “Everyone does eventually…man has gotta have his releasesâ€

quick looking at the lovely lady and get into the HH TS server...clarke and I are there in HL

man, this is a worse pic than the fat chick posted last week.

This is realistic! In March of 1945 an Il-10 conducted test dogfights against a La-5FN flown by a famous 40-kill ace Vitaliy Popkov, and more than held its own. Il-10 ace A.I. Sirotkin, who flew against Popkov, recalls: “The first exercise scheduled was a chase, with the fighter trying to catch me in a dive. We climbed to 2,000 meters and started. I throttled up and raced towards the earth at about 40 angles nose down. The Lavochkin fell behind. After that I pulled up and began climbing. To everyone’s amazement, the Lavochkin once again fell back; but after a little while it began catching up and finally passed me.â€

when are we doing our coop coop night with these fine chaps?