JensenPark

Yup...thanks again DT...great missions - fun plane set - no lag or stutters. Well done Blue - you guys fly Stuka's like no ones business. One of you took two of us in Hurri's down in 2 minutes while we chased you over our ships in the 2nd mission.

yea, like this guy

In the spirit of goodwill and fairness among competitors, I wish you blue fascist bastages a slow and painful death! Go Red! This message brought to you by the Committee to elect Field Marshall Blair Gowrie.

sounds interesting Lone wolf... I'll take a look for it...

bloody dog - just sits there and stares disapprovingly at me. I swear she's rolling her eyes at me sometimes.

separated at birth?

This is my favourite - and it is so true What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?" --Dennis Miller

I'm fine by it! Shadow is easier to use on TS anyways... I bet you the good Quaz can help change the name on the ubi forum (being the moderator on the community help side) without losing your post count... Course you may wish to check with the Squadron lawyer, Cold_Gambler. Of course, for a beer he'll tell you whatever you want to hear...

Allow me to introduce the newest member of our pack: Halifax aka Halibag aka Hali While we will never replace the great, late Doonesbury, VC (Victoria Canine) we hope Halifax will find a good home with us. Hali, who is part Shepherd, lab, collie and greyhound (we think) was a rescue dog (confiscated from it's rightful owner in the grand tradition of the Soviet Central Planning). Pretty skittish right now (won't come near me - so has some common sense) as apparently she was quite abused. Her name inspired of course by the Handley Page Halifax: I first met BG at the Halifax restoration in Trenton - so thought it appropriate we name a rescue after kind of another 'rescue' : http://www.airforce.forces.gc.ca/news/2005/11/09_e.asp More info on the great Halibag: http://www.constable.ca/halifax.htm

ok, may have posted this already - but still good for a chuckle - mostly because is mocks the French. *"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."* --Mark Twain ------------------------------ "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --General George S. Patton ------------------------------ "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf (I love this one) ------------------------------ "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." --Marge Simpson ------------------------------ "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." --Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." --Rush Limbaugh ------------------------------ "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --Regis Philbin ------------------------------ "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I don't know." --P.J. O'Rourke (1989) ------------------------------ "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona ------------------------------ "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien ------------------------------ "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France either." --Jay Leno ------------------------------ "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman ------------------------------ "Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada." --Ted Nugent ------------------------------ "The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'" --Tom Brokaw ------------------------------ "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?" --Dennis Miller ------------------------------ "It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us." --Alan Kent ------------------------------ "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." --Argus Hamilton ------------------------------ "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once.'" --Rep. Roy Blount, MO ------------------------------ "The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq." --Dennis Miller ------------------------------ "Raise your right hand if you like the French, raise both hands if you are French." --Unknown ------------------------------ Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII? A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur? ----! -------------------------- "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." --Rep. R. Blount, MO ------------------------------ "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." --John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv ------------------------------ The AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced after the London bombings that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. ------------------------------ French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003 The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision co! mes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists

drat...back up and no 4.06

how do you do it? I wasn't able to post on the track portion of the site (wouldn't upload). Is there a different way? I have this odd trak of a mission from Saturday. Flying along in my PE2 minding my own biz, when I was bnz'd by a 109. Blew me in half, but I kept flying straight and level for about 20 second...with no tail. Thought it was a bit funny.

oh yea, and I can see you spending hours and hours mission building - placing cigarette butts by the park benches - and making every 3rd light bulb burnt out.

maybe Ben Aflick could play the captain of the HMS Hood: "The Bismark is faster, but we can turn quicker"

Arsenal screams away in his Mig 3 Arsenal finishes off his prey - no doubt giggling like a maniac. Hard to communicate on TS when Arsenal is screaming "Burn Fascist bastage, Burn!" at the top of his lungs. Remax - above the clouds. Nothing special - I just really like this skin. (why does every screenshot show a heading of Jensenpark has been downed by..."? another of my favourite skins...british buffalo - from the Singapore defence. Has that cool one wing black, one wing white on the bottom.

Black Cross Red Star: Air War over the Eastern Front Operation Barbarossa 1941 (ISBN: 0935553487) Bergstrom, Christer; Mikhailov, Andrey Bookseller: VENTURA PACIFIC LTD Out of Print Books (Ventura, CA, U.S.A.) Price: US$ 995.00 (C$ 1125.54) [Convert Currency] Shipping within U.S.A.: US$ 4.00 (C$ 4.52) [Rates & Speeds] $1125 Canadian...Plus shipping?

Just ordered Lucky Thirteen BG...thanks for the tip. Waldo, Dubb can lend you my copy of the eastern front epic - we'll do a trade off at the airshow.

Klinger:

didn't see that. Cameron stayed at my hotel in St John's - filming a similiar thing for the titanic (not the movie though) believe it or not, his credit card was declined.

too freaking cool. if I had Bill Gate's money - I'd retire and spend my time looking for old WW2 treasure like this...

do you ever sit in a boring meeting and pretend to hit Cntl E to escape?

Great camera work/editing. I liked the part where they are RTB nice and safe - and all of a sudden there is Hartmann's 109.

I love Peter Worthington. He was a Korean War vet and one of the strongest supporters of our vets. Nice post man...thanks.

Hey, I don't mind the tie...

How can you tell ol' Rattler is ex-military, eh?