Glenn.....
That is a classic and should be carved into granite to never be lost to the sight of man, woman, dogs or Frior One.
Absolutely freakingly astoundingly brilliant, and the best laugh I have had in this life.
Jane loved it too, and Psycho (hi Jim it's really good to see here again) is utterly on the button.
You know exactly how to put black on white in a most captivating and amusing way I have yet to encounter in my 46 years.
It is an honour to read such, and to know you as a friend ..Salute and Salute again.