I mean seriously, nothing happens in a town where 68% of the population are over sixty-five but yesterday afternoon........................
Normal dangers on Jacob's Ladder beach are Jelly fish, hypothermia and being shat on by a Sea Gull. Now we can add aeroplanes landing on yer' head
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/plane-made-incredible-emergency-landing-1539390